Wedding Rings

OT: Marriage

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> Friend of mine retied the knot with his second wife after 8 years of dating. > Her new vows included the phrase "He can hunt and fish any time he wants."

I can honestly say I’m happily married… … she’s happy, and I’m married. BT68uk

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> Friend of mine retied the knot with his second wife after 8 years of dating. > Her new vows included the phrase "He can hunt and fish any time he wants."

Blanket permission to buy bass gear wouldn’t be bad either! Benj — SPAM-Guard!  Remove .users (if present) to email me!

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>You have two choices in life: You can stay  single and be miserable, or get >married and wish you were  dead.

Something I related to a drummer the other day, re: wives and women in general… No matter how beautiful, intelligent, witty,  or appealing a women is, somewhere, there is a man who is tired of her bullsh*t…

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Friend of mine retied the knot with his second wife after 8 years of dating. Her new vows included the phrase "He can hunt and fish any time he wants."

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You have two choices in life: You can stay  single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were  dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren’t you wearing  your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other women replied, "Yes, ;I  married the wrong man." A lady inserted an  ’ad’ in the classifieds: "Husband wanted". Next day she received hundreds of letters. ; They all said the same  thing: "You can have mine. When a woman  steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep  him. Eighty percent of married men cheat in  the USA. ; ;The rest cheat in Canada. A woman is incomplete until she is  married. Then she is finished. A little boy  asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father ;replied, "I don’t know son, I’m still  paying". Young son: Is it true Dad, that in  some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her? Dad:  That happens in every country, son. Marriage  is the triumph of imagination over  intelligence. First guy: "My wife’s an  angel!" Second guy: "You’re lucky, mine’s still  alive."

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Gee – I have a wife who has bought me a Ken Lawrence Brase 5, a Lakland 55-94, and a F-Bass BN-5.  And she has put up with me for 27 years now – I’ll certainly keep her! Dan K.

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> Gee – I have a wife who has bought me a Ken Lawrence Brase 5, a Lakland > 55-94, and a F-Bass BN-5.  And she has put up with me for 27 years now – > I’ll certainly keep her! > Dan K.

I told mine right up front I wasn’t sure about this marriage thing, but I’d give it 50 years, then re-evaluate.  She better watch her behavior, ‘cuz we’re way past the halfway mark!

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